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The Berzerker: Animosity
13/02/07 || Lord K Philipson
Some reviews just write themselves. It doesn’t happen all that often but it’s nice when it does. This is one of those reviews.
Can someone please tell me what good The Berzerker’s doing in this world? Exactly why do these idiots get to release albums? Is there a chance that somewhere in this world, some retarded cocksmoker puts on this album and then goes “Fuck me with a can of herring, The Berzerker roooooolz!!!!”?
I sincerely fucken hope not. That would be a fucken disgrace.
The Berzerker is complete and utter penis, in a bad way for once. It takes no actual talent to create bullshit noise. The Berzerker is a fine, living proof of that. I can do ass-orchestrations that ends up sounding far more intelligent and groovy than this “band”. Incredibly annoying hardcore techno stomp kicks accompanied by weak riffing and useless song structures. Topped with completely irrelevant and boring vocals that makes no sense whatsoever. The Berzerker is definitely one of those bands who aimed to suck and sure succeeded at it.
Jesus Fucken Christ, this is so worthless.
If Australia ever gets remembered for these idiots instead of the late Steve Irwin, Mortal Sin or kangaroos, I’m going to fucken kill someone. I don’t see a point in The Berzerker. Simply becoz there is none.
The Berzerker’s on Earache by the way. That says it all.
Fuck. You.
1/10.
- Information
- Released: 2007
- Label: Earache Records
- Website: www.theberzerker.com
- Band
- Who fucken cares?
- Tracklist
- 01. Eye for an Eye
- 02. Purgatory
- 03. False Hope
- 04. Evolution
- 05. No more Reasons
- 06. Retribution
- 07. The Cancer
- 08. Weapons of War
- 09. Heavily Medicated
- 10. Lonely World
